Don't Fuck With Cats
most-awkward-moments: The cat has an adorable “fake attack and run” strategy
There was no subliminal message. In fact, I personally would encourage people...– Herman Cain’s Chief of Staff Mark Block, attempting to explain this inexplicable campaign ad. [dmr.] (via thedailywhat) Cain’s face at the end of the video is completely troll.gif (I am…. America!)
Today’s Wikipedia-Skipping results: -time: 1.3 hours 1)Tunisian Revolution 2)Self-Immolation 3)Spontaneous Combustion 4)Lucky Luciano 5)Jews 6)Babylonia 7)Square Root of Two 8)Q.E.D. 9)Philosophy
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When my mom's in my room and she's touching all my...
Dear Board of Education,
So are we. Sincerely, the students
Did someone say milk??
That’s enough, i’m a busy man.